dont pee on my leg and tell me its raining, just pee on my face and i will stop complaining

[proceed]

 

ANNUAL SPIRIUS CHRISTMAS PARTY NOT FEAT. BISLEY BAKUR, PROBABLY

this is a fancy party!!! formal clothes n stuff. julius will give your char a horrible stupid secret santa gift, but other than that idc what you do

 

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*in my angry white kid during the holidays voice* I HATE THIS FAMILY!!!!!!!!

[sadoromantic]

You smell like you're wasted!

[ issei barks this out like he's so very scandalized, but it's not new to him like at all...plus, futami has a point...it is jesus' birthday...and jesus would not want them to fight. jesus wouldn't want them to have 3 way sex with their anxious boyfriend later tonight either, but jesus can't always get what he wants. ]

Tch... Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you get a free pass! But I guess I can forgive you this time. You'd better make it up to me later though. Or else.

*old white guy w/ gun voice* MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL

[homewatcher]

More like you smell like you aren't wasted enough, hehe! ♪

[ futami laughs like this is all just soooooo funny, breaking off as he sways a little on his feet. man, this all went straight to his head... not just the beer, but the punch as well. ]

Sure, sureeee... I'll make it up you starting now! Want a smoke?

[ he only has three in this package... but futami supposes he can sacrifice one as a peace offering to get issei to settle down. or he can probably offer up the other can of beer he has. you know, the one that's actually kind of cold still. ]

i wish i had white relatives so i could take you to their house and let you experience a white xmas

[sadoromantic]

[ issei just rolls his eyes like why the fuck do i love this drunk neet fuckhead, why does he make my heart happy. even now he just wants to hug futami and lay in a pile of blankets while watching bad youtube videos in a dark room...... goddamnit. ]

You're definitely wasted enough for the both of us, you lousy drunkard.

[ still, he does that bad boy anime smirk thing. ]

Since you're offering though, I guess I can accept your penance. I hope that ugly sweater of yours is warm. And you'd better have a lighter on you too!